coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

corink:

hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

missnailaholic:

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like boys who kill girls after rejection

sayofthelivinganything:

It literally kills me when men think they know women’s fashion better than women

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"