sansasturk:

imagine if you were born with the knowledge of your soulmate’s name but it was a really common name like chris

galiko:

masochism

mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

sherlocksmyth:

"but kids won’t UNDERSTAND gay couples!"

shit, kids don’t understand long division and you shove that down their throat but taking five seconds to explain how some people like the same sex is way harder than dividing by a two fuckin digit number.

jd9191997:

That’s it

That’s how math works

irememberxanga:

h8school:

this is my history essay please read it and give me advice ❤️

Your thesis needs work and the grammar is lacking. Use textual evidence to support your claims. Parenthetical documentation. Split infinitives. Giant squid.

humandisqualification:

soda-float:

petitepasserine:

white women of hollywood, reducing japan and japanese culture to cupcakes, sexy ”costumes” and submissive sex-kittens since god knows when

*sighs*
*slowly backflips into space*

literally all of them look so pissed off holy shit i don’t blame them

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

theogblackjesus:

when she suckin’ then go for the balls

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.